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In a huge blow to Pakistan, Indian government bans NDTV

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Meanwhile, experts on TV ratings have projected that the ratings of NDTV stays in the same position as before, even after the ban.
Meanwhile, experts on TV ratings have projected that the ratings of NDTV stays in the same position as before, even after the ban.

New Delhi: Kashmir is facing severe unrest for the past few months. With the killing of Wani and the stone pelting riots that followed, the recent attacks by Pakistani terrorists (fighters as per NDTV) has simmered the rage of every Indian.

Many experts had been providing suggestions on how to cripple the Pakistani establishment by scrapping Indus Water Treaty or shaming them in international arena. Some Experts have expressed their apprehensions about doing anything that affects Pakistan.

While this war over the decision to go on a war with Pakistan is still going on, Indian government has gone a step further and has given a huge blow to Pakistan. As per directions from I&B ministry, licenses of NDTV channel has been cancelled and its operations had been told to be stopped from 24th September midnight.

Expressing shock over the sudden blockage of NDTV, Pakistanis took the Twitter by storm and trended #BringBackNDTV. Faizal Alam, a Twitter celebrity tweeted, “We could have tolerated a dry Indus or dead soldiers, but we lose our jaan when NDTV gets banned. #BringBackNDTV”

After hearing about NDTV ban, Nawaz Sharif who was present in New York stressed the US Government to issue stern warnings to Indian government that it should not impact the Pakistani interests within its State.

As usual, Internet Hindus and vile Sanghis celebrated the ban and continued their usual trolling of Barkha Dutt. But, they found unusual partners from across the border, Pakistani reporters, who were also celebrating this ban. Hamid Mir, a famous Pakistani reporter, breathed a huge sigh of relief, “NDTV was eating our TRPs and was the leading channel in Pakistan. We were totally stressed by its dominance in our country. Now, we can get back to our work, if we aren’t shot on the way by men on bikes.”

Ravish Jaat Kumar had tweeted that, “As a protest against this fascism and Nazism, we are going to show black screen in NDTV forever. Till we are brought back.. #BringBackNDTV”

A highly placed source from Pakistan said, “Our governments would have easily airlifted NDTV reporters and gave them a classy working environment in Islamabad. But, we would lose a Pakistani enclave in India. That is why, we have decided to do a diplomatic blockade on India instead.”

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Manithan
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