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Follow the given teachings and become Darling of Indian Liberals

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Dear all, given below are the verses to recite to become darling of Indian liberals. You can also call it as ‘Stranger’s guide to Indian Lieralism’:

Muhammad; who enslaved thousands of jew women by killing their husbands is secular.
Shree Krishna who rescued the enslaved women and gave them respect by marrying them is communal.

Demand for Babri Mosque is secular.
Demand for Ram Mandir is communal.

Inquilab Zindabad is secular.
Vande Mataram is communal.

Hate and big moustache is secular.
Saffron robes are communal.

Celebrating EID on streets by blocking traffic is secular.
Kanwariya precession on streets is communal.


Murders of RSS workers is secular.
Lynching of Cow Smugglerd is communal.

Visiting Gyanvapi mosque is secular.
Ganga Aarti is communal.

Supporting INC is secular.
Supporting BJP is communal.


Asaduddin Owaisi is secular.
Yogi Adityanath is Communal.

Bashirat riots secular.
2002 riots communal.

Follow this principles and be a darling of ’emminent’ ‘seculars’.

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