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Prince Charming and his election rhyme

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We are now having election time,
Prince charming everyday sings a new hyme.

As weather is getting hotter n hotter
Nation is facing gruelling political summer
Like a womaniser promises moon to every new woman it meets,
He promises justice to every new constituent it greets.

we are now having election voting time,
Prince charming everyday sings a new hyme.

As Escape velocity is necessary for breaking  gravity barrier
He makes outlandish promises to get  rid of  poverty forever
it was his tortoise pace which kept his subjects poor
But who cares, as long as it keeps his iron grip on power
we are now having election time,
Prince charming everyday sings new hyme.

Nation’s poor had a great sense of irony
When his poverty tours ended with biryani,
Nyay is promised for poor and lower class,
Leaving dumbfounded hard working middle class ,
we are now having election time,
Prince charming everyday sings a new hyme.

Restructuring of economy is promised,
As if  in earlier era it was getting flourished

 

Nation  has many great young achievers
But our prince  blabbers like a  teenager
we are now having election time,
Prince charming everyday sings a new hyme.

Loyal Courtiers keep blowing his own trumpet
Knowing fully well he is totally incompetent
birds temporarily migrate to distant lands to find shelter
But Price charming forgets his own home to enter
we are now having election time,
Prince charming everyday sings new hyme.

Prince charming has the  world’s greatest pedigree,
As His ancestors ran away during encounter with enemy,
He completely believes in democracy,
Because his ancestors rebuild its institutions during emergency
we are now having election time,
Prince charming  everyday sings a new hyme.

 

Politics demand gruelling hard work,
So During Day time prince  gets jerk.
Lofty ideals of socialism, secularism are promoted,
As it helps in getting islamists and evengelists rooted.
we are now having election time,
Prince charming  everyday sings a new hyme.

His main focus is on tackling fascism with concrete action,
Because we natives are foolish enough to forget his fascist connection
He shouts corruption day and day out
it is  good enough to cover up his own nation’s sell out
we are now having election time,
Prince charming  everyday sings a new hyme.

Prince’s family shed its blood for nation’s unity
As country suffered due to his family’s dishonesty
Rivers of blood flowed capital’s street
Thus Satisfied his family’s revengeful creed
we are now having election time,
Prince charming  everyday sings a new hyme.

He promises to eradicate terrorism,
By making india follow wahabi islamism
He vowed to restore Kashmir’s ancient glory
By letting loose jihadis on  our sacred territory
we are now having election time,
Prince charming everyday sings a new hyme.

He finds hindutva greatest threat for the nation
So he encourages chrisislamo alliance formation
Sanatan followers are regularly attacked
While Breaking India cult is regularly encouraged
we are now having election time,
Prince charming everyday sings a new hyme.

Nation has now decided enough is enough
So prince charming has become more vicious
Running away like rats leaving sinking ship,
Trying to find solace away in southern tip
we are now having election time,
Prince charming everyday sings a new hyme.

As predators keep marching to new territories for consumption,
He eyes new constituencies for his feudal  business resumption,
Dynasty is looking for imminent end
So vicious conspiracies look certain
we are now having election time,
Prince charming everyday sings a new hyme.

Citizens be elernally vigilant
Least we elect corrupt and petulant
we are now having election time,
Prince charming everyday sings a new hyme.

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