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This is how an Adarsh liberal thinks

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Indian liberals are highly intellectual
Because they are deeply factual.

We swear allegiance to Marx
Because previous era was farce.

Aryan crossed seven seas to invade India
Because India since ancient times had inertia.

We are scientific enough to dig deep
So we believe aryans used to eat beef.

Mughals gave us kabab and curry
So we forget Islamic furry.

Aurangzeb signifies secularism
And Shivaji symbolises regionalism.

Nehru brought liberalism and democracy
Thus saved India from Hindu mobocracy.

Indira’s emergency was a boon
Because all opposition leaders were goon.

India faces tyranny of Brahminism
So we push hard core Islamism.

Ram is first misogynist
But Mohammed is global feminist.

Lord Sabarimala is celibate deity
So we believe in violating it with impunity.

Blue book abhors pork
We dare not touch it with fork.

Hindus indulge in cow worshipping
So we promote beef eating.

Babri demolition is an assault on secularism
So we support Islamic fundamentalism.

Toilets over Ram temple should get priority
But we conveniently forget Muslim poverty.

We support triple talaq
And promote Islamic hijab.

We returned award protesting lynching
Which we had actually got by boot licking.

Durga signifies woman oppression
So Diana is our only passion.

Hinduism promotes erratic behaviour
So Jesus is our only saviour.

Church confession is a solid weapon
As it helps in covering up woman oppression.

Kerala is a global heaven
While Gujarat is home of Satan.

We thrive on petro dollar
And allow our money to launder.

We day n night cry human right
Thus promote Islamists’ might.

India is a land of million mutinies
So we day and night hatch conspiracies.

JNU is our Mecca for education
As we are dim wit for IIT admission.

We promote breaking India
Because it degrades brand India.

We believe in liberalism
As it promotes Abrahmism.

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